My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.
My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel!
I am a great tracker. My pack sent me on a special mission, all by myself. Have you seen a bird? I am going to find one, and I am on the scent. I am a great tracker; did I mention that?
Hey, that is a bird! I have never seen one up close, but this is a bird. May I take your bird back to camp as my prisoner?
I can bark. And this is howling.
I hid under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?
I do not like the cone of shame.
Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
I will stop the dogs! Stop you dogs!