Dug Quotes

Hi There!

My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.

My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel!

I am a great tracker. My pack sent me on a special mission, all by myself. Have you seen a bird? I am going to find one, and I am on the scent. I am a great tracker; did I mention that?

Hey, that is a bird! I have never seen one up close, but this is a bird. May I take your bird back to camp as my prisoner?

I can bark. And this is howling.

I hid under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?

I do not like the cone of shame.

Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I will stop the dogs! Stop you dogs!